...conveniently located minutes south of downtown

A couple weeks ago, the portable CD player I keep in my car started acting up. When I returned home from Phoenix, I discovered that my evaporative cooler and my refrigerator had both died. A few days later, the switch for my porch light inexplicably popped out of the wall. Then my Sonicare quit working. I lost the shutter button for my camera (now off to Canon for a two to five week repair). Yesterday the (newly repaired) cooler started screaming and then shut down again. My alarm clock has been malfunctioning. Then a fuse blew at five this morning, leaving me without electricity until I could find a way to get to the fusebox (fifteen feet off the ground). To top it all off, my school has apparently fucked up our federal financial aid (my sole means of support) and I'm not getting any money for the summer quarter. My plan is to spend what little money I have left on alcohol.