9.30.2005

The rules of the bar at Milk and Honey:
1. No name-dropping, no star f**king.
2. No hooting, hollering, shouting, or any other loud behavior.
3. No fighting, no play fighting, no talking about fighting.
4. Gentlemen will remove their hats. Hat hooks are provided.
5. Gentlemen will not introduce themselves to ladies. Ladies, feel free to start a conversation, or ask a bartender for an introduction. Once you speak to a man, he is free to speak to you. If a man you don't know approaches you, please lift your chin slightly and ignore him.
6. Do not linger outside the front door.
7. Please do not bring anyone here unless you would leave that person alone in your home. You are responsible for the behavior of your guests.
8. Exit the bar briskly and silently. People are trying to sleep upstairs. Please make all travel plans and say all farewells before exiting the bar.
